lördag, mars 06, 2010

Jag vet. . .I have no sense of bra humor. . .

“Jihad Suicide Hotline”
“I don’t know what to do. I love my job and I have a girlfriend.”
“So you don’t want to kill yourself?”
“You coward! Your girlfriend is a tramp! She sleeps with all your friends.”
“She’s very nice.”
“Nicer than 34 virgins?”
“34 virgins? I thought there were 72?”
“We start you out with 34 and see how you do.”